Okay, enough with the maudlin postings…


How about a few jabs at the home team?

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Dallas Cowboys

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires arounda TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Dallas Cowboys.

Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Dadgummit!”

Q: How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Dallas in case of a tornado?

A: To The Cowboys Stadium – they never geta touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn’t Ft. Worth have a professional football team?

A: Because then Dallas would want one.

Q: What’s the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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Dallas, Texas Court Ruling


By TOM KRISHER

AP Writer DALLAS, Tex. (AP)

A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Dallas courtroom

drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the

judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with

child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and

learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them,the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with

child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to

the Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes, are not capable of beating anyone.


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One Comment on “Okay, enough with the maudlin postings…”

  1. Bonnie says:

    LOL!

    You had me going on the second joke. I am such an easy mark!


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