Investment Advice


If you had purchased $1,000 of Lehman Bros. stock one year ago, you would have $49 left.
With Wachovia, you would have $16.50 left.
With AIG, you would have less than $5 left.
But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the
beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.

It’s called the 401-Keg plan.

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2 Comments on “Investment Advice”

  1. Selma says:

    You should get a job on Wall St. You’d make a fortune. This was hilarious!

  2. Ms. Karen says:

    Oh, I’m all over that plan! We lost some money that we’ll never get back (we invested in WaMu… yeah. Ow.)

    Definitely time for a beer. Or seven…teen


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